我的毛片时代与父亲有着密不可分的关系
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当我很小很小的时候，我的父母都很年轻，正是风华正茂的年纪。我的父亲向来是很潮的，在只有录像带的时候，我们家便有录像机；当VCD/DVD出现的时候，我们家也率先抱回了相应的机器。跳舞毯，游戏机更是不在话下。最能证明他是绝对潮人父亲的一点是我们的最后一次QQ对话是在讨论贫二代与富二代。然而，这也是几个月之前的事情了。如今，资深网民父亲早已习惯性隐身潜水，做一个看贴不回贴的标准网民。
在我的父母很年轻很年轻的时候，我还很小。夜半的录像机里播放的是怎样五颜六色的画面我不得而知，但是每次半夜醒来电视里播放的一定是《猫和老鼠》。事情发生在VCD机的时代。那时，我已经不用父母帮忙吃饭洗澡走路睡觉。父亲有一个大大的书柜，摆放着一些破旧的书籍。很显然，那些年里父亲并没有增添任何新的书本，他的精力大约全部花在了录像带和碟片上。我是这么以为的，毕竟我们家的碟片和录像带数量在短短的几年内已经放满了几个小橱。而在那些旧书的头顶上总会散落一些碟片，大约是父亲近来在看的。我时常会偷偷放着看，大部分时候都是港台喜剧片。笑呵呵的氛围中我亦热爱上了电影电视系列……
然而，再次出现的却是经典款的《金瓶梅》。这篇文章也就此进入正题。在此之前，我已充分领教《西游记》、《新白娘子传奇》、《射雕英雄传》等古典大片的熏陶，对中国古典文化有了一定的喜爱。于是，在年纪尚幼之时，将一套《金瓶梅》翻来覆去明目张胆口水直流的看了好几遍。慨叹服饰华美、脸蛋漂亮的同时也在心底暗骂男主角的丑陋不堪。其余与毛片有关的慨叹是，原来女人应该是妈妈那样的，但是妈妈很显然不够好看。发育初始的自己也开始了强烈的自卑。并且，世间有一种娱乐居然如此花样多端，可是又有些残忍。女人总是在痛苦的喊叫，男人则一副狼子野心。当然，现在我知道那只是三级片。
真正接触到A片也与父亲有关。自小我便调皮好动，性子偏向男孩，朋友兄弟都是小男生。我们总是像小混混一样在街上四处游荡，有时无聊了便去其中一个家伙家里开的录像厅里休息。那会儿是录像厅风靡全国的时代。其实，因为是他们家开的缘故，我们进去的时候放的总是枪战片、科幻片之类。想想也知道没有家长会教坏自己的孩子，或者叫自己的孩子知道他们是依靠贩卖“黄色”来吃饭。于是我再一次被骗了，一直以为录像厅就是便宜的电影院……
直到某次被父亲莫名其妙一顿暴打，说我不学好，跟着男孩子进录像厅看黄色录像。原来是被他的下属看到并进言之。由此，我对父亲的下属全部没有好感，并且养成了心有戚戚焉的习惯。走在路上总会有意识的躲避熟人，忐忑至极。虽然，其实并没有干什么坏事。由此，我才知道，原来录像厅是放毛片的地方。
既然父亲已经因为我看黄色电影而将我暴打了一顿，为了让那顿打名至实归，于是我嚷着喊着叫男孩子们给我放真正的毛片。我们几个小朋友，在某人的家里，用VCD机好好的欣赏了一番毛片版《西游记》，唐僧是个女人。哇哈哈哈。其实，当我们还是小孩子的时候，毛片并没有催生绪的作用。男生们并不知道自己为什么会鸡鸡竖起，女生大约是性器官尚未发育成熟，于是除了慨叹制片人的想象力，并无其他多余的反应。至少，我当时是这样，而且旁边的女生似乎也并无太大的不适。
此后，有时大家一起在网吧斗游戏时看到一个丑陋的中年大叔面前的电脑屏幕一片肉色，或者在包间里一起欣赏某人苦心建立的个人硬盘。当时男孩子们都会以自己搜集了多少质优无码的毛片而感到自豪。就好像现在某些人总爱炫耀自己的钱财万贯与玩弄女人的多少一样。但是男孩子们少年无知视为可爱，男人们成年之后的行径视之为可怜加猥琐。
于是，我发现毛片之于我并无特别之处，几乎与动画片、武侠片没有任何本质差异。但是年纪小时，每当男友（男朋友或者男性朋友）问起，一起看毛片吧，这个问题，我总会装一个好演员，小脸娇羞一把，彩霞飘飞一把，然后忸怩地拍打人家一下，说一声：你真讨厌！
后来，我发现这样实在是太装太嗲太琼瑶，太芙蓉姐姐，于是我很庆幸的在芙蓉姐姐横空出世的十多年前改掉了这个毛病。毛片就毛片，老娘我无码的有码的，黄色的，情色的欣赏得一点儿也不比别人少。但是，最终还是最爱情色片。毕竟单纯的毛片对于女性并无太大的刺激作用。我真的很羞怯这么多年来还没学会手淫……
PS，大学住宿舍的时候，我们宿舍有女生半夜会对着电脑手淫。从我的床位可以很清楚地看到清晰版。现场版可比任毛片好看。啊，我最爱的情色片数年未变，依然是《感官世界》。关于这个话题，我说累了，就到此为止吧。
十月 27th, 2009 at 13:14
让我们再回到那个宿舍去观光。
十月 27th, 2009 at 13:25
人去楼空了，我就在这里写毛片了。
十月 27th, 2009 at 17:26
很生活，很好
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